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rnontypython:

Best of Monty Python’s Flying Circus—Pepperpots

“There is a particular type of middle-aged woman who uses irritation as a way of life. It’s the only thing she’s really good at. She’s roughly this shape—like a pepperpot. A pepperpot’s life’s ambition is to be in the audience at a quiz show. She is to be found in shopping areas, blocking the pavement, tormenting babies, spreading rumours, and spending a fortune on bargains. She enjoys worrying and being shocked. Individually, she is intolerable. In a group, horrific.” —John Cleese, How to Irritate People
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(Source: videohall)

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atharple:

I´m not sorry  *___*

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westleyy:

i don’t actually hate people it just exhausts me being around them for extended periods of time even my friends it’s nothing personal i just actually like being by myself yo

(Source: delvins)

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goodenoughforjazz:

narry-christmas-everyone:

just comparing them. 

they are still zack and cody

(Source: anything-but-beautifulx)

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onwemarch:

He’s going Beethoven on those keys, and there’s more to that joke than just the fact that the cat is playing a piano.

onwemarch:

He’s going Beethoven on those keys, and there’s more to that joke than just the fact that the cat is playing a piano.

(Source: lalulutres)

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my-nerdiverse:

iggy-soda:

sandslashing:

mindykalingisme:

megajakeroo:

brownmanandfree:

Some women sexualize men’s muscles the way some men sexualize women’s boobs.

SOMEONE SAID IT

Yes, but no one is telling to cover them up because it’s indecent

LOCKED CHAINED AND FUCKING OWNED

not only that but women do not shout things like “nice fuckin guns, ya fine piece of dick” and “I’d like to rub oil all over your muscled body” at men on the street soo

ya fine piece of dick

(Source: achievementhunterofficial)

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gingerten:

onlyconsultingangel:

oswaldz:

i am legitimately sorry

i cAn’t BREaTHE

TEN NO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU USE A SONIC

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rachelphobia:

theninthdoctor:

doortotomorrow:

Christopher Eccleston taking his role as the Doctor very seriously. 

That caption reads: ‘We’re being promised a new, harder more serious, adult approach to Doctor Who.

Well, that went to shit, didn’t it.

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harperhug:

Well, we already know that each Doctor regenerates into whatever the previous Doctor needed most. So since you can’t really regenerate a fez on your head, Eleven just regenerated eyebrows.

(Source: thenostalgiafactor)

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  • Mum: Oh that's horrible. Did you see the name of the tour? (One Down, Five To Go)
  • Me: Python humour, mother, Python humour.
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buzzfeed:

Every Pixar movie summarized in terrible Microsoft Paint drawings.

(Source: BuzzFeed)

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onna4:

Monday

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